It's a hubby's Duty

HE makes the mess

"Don't be silly, a man like that would never wear a rubber."

"But, but what if you get pregnant?"

"Then you better get busy and clean up his mess."

You clean up the mess

"Mmunm, nummnn."

"Don't talk just eat."

At least now you can have anal, with your tongue

"How could you let him do this, you always refuse when I ask for anal?" 

"It's your fault, you were so worried about him knocking me up so he just took my back door. The thing is I'm so sore I still need your tongue, besides it is what you do best."